Jake Bradley

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athenabakesthings:

-I graduated high school-I made my 5th grade Slipknot t-shirt into a cut off -I’m kind of scummy, SUMMER IS THE BEST

- I’ve been watching Dr. Who for 13 hours and haven’t moved.- My Lamb of God shirt is also a cut off.- Haven’t showered in a couple days.- We’re dating.

-I graduated high school
-I made my 5th grade Slipknot t-shirt into a cut off
-I’m kind of scummy, SUMMER IS THE BEST

- I’ve been watching Dr. Who for 13 hours and haven’t moved.
- My Lamb of God shirt is also a cut off.
- Haven’t showered in a couple days.
- We’re dating.

May 27, 2012

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My name is Jake

I forgot to sign off when I was on Athena’s laptop
completely unrelated but

I smell like butts, TOTAL BUTTS, YA’LL.

May 23, 2012

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My chicken kiev just attacked me!

I mean, I know I was eating it with a sharp knife and a pointy fork, but that bitch just spewed molten hot buttery garlic juices at me and scalded my precious arm.

Tags: food attack goth

May 16, 2012

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I’m really good at words.

Tags: slut words with friends ho

May 14, 2012

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I’m a patriot.

Tags: high life patriotic

May 10, 2012

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LOOK AT THIS TINY BUNNY

Tags: the dickens goth

May 08, 2012

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noraelizzzabeth:

jakebradley:

athenabakesthings:

noraelizzzabeth:

athenabakesthings:

maybe if i meditate my hair will grow faster.

LULZJK CANDID PIX <3~*~

LET’S RACE

GOOD LUCK, I EAT VITAMINS NOW

So can I race too?

yes. but you will lose, for i have already grown a gentleman’s mustache

Bring it on

May 08, 2012

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athenabakesthings:

noraelizzzabeth:

athenabakesthings:

maybe if i meditate my hair will grow faster.

LULZJK CANDID PIX <3~*~

LET’S RACE

GOOD LUCK, I EAT VITAMINS NOW